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sneaky zombie cats
see better with human eyes
in back of their heads
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zombie commuter
arrives on time, or at least
the bigger parts do...
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most zombie rodents
are never the second mice
to get the cheddar
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not unusual
for the undead to be seen
drinking uncola
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suicide zombie
depressed, tells his therapist
that he wants to live
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shortly after death
zombie dog's surprised to learn
he doesn't like bones
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zombies are unclear
whether Helen Thomas is
one of them or not
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turned to rancid dust,
argumentative undead
have no bones to pick
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the undead lefty
sorry he gave his right arm
to be a zombie
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