#zombiehaiku 2009-09-05

~

@simonscotland: As the rain falls down / the undead rise from the mud / a soggy zombie #haiku #zombiehaiku

@loverofMBFARM: zombie dog in woods/ feels strange, weak, disoriented/ zombie tick just smiles. # Zombie #haiku

@TheGrinningFool: Ohhhhhhh, he said to her / mmmm-yeahhhhh she replied, biting / porn or zombie meal? #haiku

@carltonhalpert: The zombie's embrace // gave new meaning to the term // "a splitting headache". #haiku #zombiehaiku

@carltonhalpert: "Not alive" and "Dead" // are not quite the same. Just ask // a zombie, he'll explain. #haiku #zombiehaiku

@TheGrinningFool: zombie invasion? / bathe in acid solution / ruin a zombie meal #haiku #zombiehaiku #haikuchallenge #haiku

@loverofMBFARM: Dracula needs blood/ sees dog in moonlight, attacks/ Zombie dog bites back #Haiku #zombie Haiku

@MBFARM: Swimming in a pond/ Zombie dog rinses the blood / Delicious live meal #zombiedoghaiku #haiku #zombiehaiku

@DeadCatPurring: // zombie smells his flesh / burnt to a crisp in a fire / ...maybe it's dinner // #haiku #zombiehaiku

@DeadCatPurring: // "Why now is it brains?" / zombie thinks back on his life / "Further down, before.." // #haiku #zombiehaiku

@ke_nny: A zombie haiku / It's a waste of time? Never! / Now don't hog the brains. #zombiehaiku #haiku

@DeadCatPurring: / "Re-Animator" / is zombie cat's favorite / of all the cartoons // #haiku #zombiehaiku

@Christwitery: Gobble gobble gulp / a zombie attacks my throat / ooops, cat's got my tongue /// #haiku #zombiehaiku

@TheGrinningFool: Zombie dog meets up / with ancient zombie glow worm / they light up the night #haiku #zombiedog

@MBFARM: zombie dog returns / his manhood again in tact / the vet is now toast #haiku #zombihaiku #zombiedog

@misteranono: without emotion - i plod through another day - this is not living (zombie #haiku)

@MillaFury: I AM a zombie / Because I'm dying inside / waiting for healthcare --- #haiku #obamazombies

@Christwitery: Sad zombie hearts beat / in another time and place / slow, deliberate /// #haiku

@Wyld_Dandelyon: It's quiet outside ~ Nocturnal now, as in life ~ The ghost kitties play. #sff #ghosts #haiku #micropoetry #cats

@Lady_Hawke41: What are you doing / beneath ever changing trees / misty druid ghost? #haikutherapy #haiku #micropoetry #poem

@xoix: at break of Ghost Day ☼ door bell keeps ringing non-stop--- Casper visiting? http://bit.ly/OcHQX (expand) @shimon_yamada 呼び鈴の 鳴りやまぬのは キャスパーか？ #haiku

@MeWriteWords: vampire and bad boy / you'd give your soul to be with / him -- and he'll take it #haiku

@MeWriteWords: under solemn oath / heart worn by centuries, the / vampire pledged his love #haiku #haikutherapy

@RoxanneLSmith: Two entwined as one/ Flesh of flesh and blood of blood/ Longing nevermore. #haiku #twaiku #vampire #trueblood

~

@mitchelka: Stand beneath the stars; / cast no picture in mirror; / hand cold to the touch. / #haiku #haikuwordgame #vampire

@in_haiku: You vampires beware ~ this body's full of sausage ~ and garlic pizza #haiku #vampire #pizza

~

#zombiehaiku 2009-08-24

~

@Christwitery: Icy zombies stalk / their prey, rip out hearts and serve / with greens and garlic /// #haiku #zombiehaiku

@Christwitery: Be careful zombies / tonight I'm hungrier than / you; so watch your step /// #haiku #zombiehaiku

@tinkhanson: It's been a full day / Try to sleep, of course cannot / Hope no zombie dreams! #haiku #gnight

@JDProuty: Full of puss and goo, ~ zombies are coming for you. ~ One bite; you're one too! #haiku #zombiehaiku #haikuchallenge #goo

@living_deadgirl: The wet earth smells clean / the zombies tread on, searching /they can't smell the brains #zombiehaiku

@Christwitery: Gobble gobble gulp / a zombie attacks my throat / ooops, cat's got my tongue /// #haiku #zombiehaiku

@Christwitery: Be careful zombies / tonight I'm hungrier than / you; so watch your step // #zombiehaiku

@simonscotland: #Haikuwordgame mosquito visit / makes strong buzzing noise in skull / zombies ate my brain #zombiehaiku

@living_deadgirl: A gentle whacking / simply will not do the deed / zombies have strong heads #zombiehaiku

@TheGrinningFool: did you hear the news? / did final message get through? / I ate your wife, yummm #haiku #haikuchallenge #zombiehaiku

@carltonhalpert: Grave-robbing freaks! // Why do zombies stoop to such // low skullduggery? #haiku #zombiehaiku

@DeadCatPurring: // catching zombie mice / much harder than the real ones / tails tend to snap off // #haiku #zombiehaiku

@DeadCatPurring: // tattered zombie cat / picks himself up off the road / feeling a bit flat // #zombiehaiku #cat #roadkill

@TheGrinningFool: i used to shiver / back when i had a heartbeat / now i just decay #zombiehaiku #haikuchallenge #haiku

@JDProuty: I gave her my heart ~ but it made me shiver when ~ she ate my liver #haiku #zombiehaiku #haikuchallenge #shiver

@carltonhalpert: Shiver, shudder, feel // someone walk over my grave // I grab their ankle. #haiku #zombiehaiku #haikuchallenge

Wyld_Dandelyon: Tomorrow He Counts Metacarpals ~~~ Doc rose this evening ~ and counted his phalanges ~ Sees the last one's gone. #zombiehaiku #sff #horror

@simonscotland: Undead have risen / awoken from their slumber / by cravings for brains #haiku #zombiehaiku

@living_deadgirl: I beg them to come / and eat my brains right away / meetings really suck #zombiehaiku #worksuckshaiku #senryu

@simonscotland: A zombie packed lunch / contained in Tupperware box / Einstein's yummy brain #haiku #zombiehaiku

@mehtoole: Many more of them ▫ The zombie majority ▫ But we have bullets ▪ #zombiehaiku #class

@mehtoole: One of them growled ▫ So I blew his head clean off ▫ Speak when spoken to ▪ #zombiehaiku #class

@mehtoole: They surround the city ▫ Shuffling outside our gates ▫ Love this penthouse view ▪ #zombiehaiku #class

~

@DeadCatPurring #zombiehaiku

~

sneaky zombie cats
see better with human eyes
in back of their heads

~

zombie commuter
arrives on time, or at least
the bigger parts do...

~

most zombie rodents
are never the second mice
to get the cheddar

~

not unusual
for the undead to be seen
drinking uncola

~

suicide zombie
depressed, tells his therapist
that he wants to live

~
shortly after death
zombie dog's surprised to learn
he doesn't like bones

~


zombies are unclear
whether Helen Thomas is
one of them or not

~

turned to rancid dust,
argumentative undead
have no bones to pick

~

the undead lefty
sorry he gave his right arm
to be a zombie

~